Gaston, you are positively primeval
So, I saw Beauty and The Beast recently and I’m amazed. Really. The original was one of my favorite movies of all time, but this really...
Don't Mistake Salt for Sugar
One thing I’ve always struggled with is believing words as oppose to actions. Especially when it came to dating. Women have this tendency...
Bitch Slapped by Valentines Day
I am being punched in the face by Valentine’s Day. Seriously, no matter where I go, BAM. I haven’t had a Valentines Date since 2010. And...